Shepherds' Ledge Lamb rules

The rules here are a bit confusing, but we're getting the idea.

YES EAT LAMB:

1. comes in can
2. human opens it for you
3. smells better inside than outside
4. doesn't move or make noise so not so attractive until opened
5. Eat in bowl

NO EAT LAMB:

1. Comes in large squeak toy
   
2. Have to open by yourself (NOT ALLOWED! BIG TROUBLE!)
3. Smells great on outside too (Yum)
   
4. Moves and makes noise and, darn, oh so attractive!
5. Eats out of bowl

We're getting it quite well. And man, that stuff in the can is NOT HALF BAD!!!

Oh and one more thing:

We are told that even if they ARE in a bowl, these things will kill ya.

Time to feed the goaties and sheepies....

For Feasters..... please note this is time to FEED the goaties and sheepies...not EAT them.

We are NOT RAW!!! Stanislaw!! ##$##%%##@!!!

Someone recently drooled in response to my picture, and said
"Perhaps I shouldn't tell you that goat happens to be my favorite kind of feasting meat..."

Well, Jasmine and I (Bo Goat) have heard that SHEEP is much more yummy.

MUCH better!!!! Lambchops, lamb roast, Pro-Plan Shredded Blend with LAMB! The coyotes that visited apparently agreed since they ate up Fiona.

Didn't touch us goats.... (whew!) Then again, no one would dare touch Jasmine.... she throws German Shepherds in the air with those horns!

We were on our way to the slaughterhouse when we were rescued, so we figure we have a second lease on life.

We live in PEACE wit h these guys.

Then again, Hero seems to think we'd make a nice snack

so we stay in when he's out.

Hoppy says "make love, not war!"
(but he does love that Pro-Plan shredded blend with lamb :-}

You wanna eat over sometime, Stanislaw,

you are going to have to have a talk with Jasmine! :-)