Shepherds' Ledge Lamb rules

The rules here are a bit confusing, but we're getting the idea.

YES EAT LAMB:

1. comes in can
2. human opens it for you
3. smells better inside than outside
4. doesn't move or make noise so not so attractive until opened
5. Eat in bowl

NO EAT LAMB:

1. Comes in large squeak toy
   
2. Have to open by yourself (NOT ALLOWED! BIG TROUBLE!)
3. Smells great on outside too (Yum)
   
4. Moves and makes noise and, darn, oh so attractive!
5. Eats out of bowl

We're getting it quite well. And man, that stuff in the can is NOT HALF BAD!!!

Oh and one more thing:

We are told that even if they ARE in a bowl, these things will kill ya.